You can't make this stuff up

A phone conversation I had with my mom yesterday morning:

"Hey. I was wondering what you thought of avocado for a baby."

"What?"

"What do you think of avocado for a baby?"

"Avocado?"

"Yes. Avocado. Do you think it's okay for a baby?"

"Well, I guess. I don't know."

"Because Sabrina's giving it to Miles and I thought maybe it would be a good thing to put in that mesh bag for Addie."

Long pause. "Ooohh. Avocado as food for a baby. I thought you were asking how I liked Avocado as a name for a baby. I thought you'd gone crazy."